I confess, there was a time I actually thought all white people came from America.
They don't, in case you thought that too.
And you should probably never admit you thought that.
After living here almost 4 months now, and studying other foreigners obsessively; I successfully came up with ways to figure out where people are from without actually speaking to them.
And now I will share my tricks with you.
In case you end up in a strange land and need to differentiate one white person or asian from another.
1. If a person is white, dressed well and seems a bit snobby, they are probably French.
2. If you see a white person at the cafe, with a down to earth personality, that looks like they're from California but their clothes and hair style is even a bit hipper than a Californians, guaranteed they're from New Zealand.
3. If a person is white, with a round face, and a dorky little sway when they walk, they're Australian.
4. If a person laughs and smiles a lot and acts like they know everything, they're American.
5. If a white person has darker hair, is smoking and scowling, they're Greek.
6. If you see a group of Asians and they are very clean cut and wearing matching t-shirts, they're from Taiwan. And they are probably very nice. And probably on a mission trip.
7. If you see another group of Asians and they are also very clean cut but dressed a bit cooler, and they always seem a but confused about where they are going or where they're supposed to be, they're from Korea.
8. A white person, dressed in very neutral tones like khaki, wearing no make-up is from Switzerland.
And there you have it! Happy People Watching!
Love,
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Just wait till you try to sort out a group of Asians together - Which are Chinese, Vietnamese, Laotian, Japanese, Korean? Which Chinese are from the mainland and which are from Hong Kong or Singapore? Clues: Check out the haircuts, the clothes, the cute look-alike hats that the whole group is wearing, the shorts-socks-shoe combination. Last but not least, did he spit on the street? But you'll NEVER figure out their ages. Asians are ageless.
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